Are Leo DiCaprio and Ridley Scott in love?

Earlier this week, I linked to the news that Leonardo DiCaprio and Ridley Scott are teaming up to make Brave New World.

Now, this.

Ridley Scott and Leonardo DiCaprio will reteam for a dark thriller titled The Low Dweller that Ryan Kavanaugh’s Relativity Media has bought after a heated bidding war. 

Is DiCaprio plotting to become the main leading actor for both Scorsese and Scott? What about Michael Mann? Which major director will he hypnotize next? Can world domination be far behind?

I mean… just look at the guy’s calendar! He’s starring in every movie that’s currently in pre-production! Rumor has it that when Liam Neeson finally gets around to playing Abraham Lincoln for Steven Spielberg, DiCaprio will be playing the part of Liam Neeson! I used to sigh, wax nostalgic about What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?, and complain that he never lived up to his potential. He found his footing, I’d say.